A NEW AIRLINE DESIGNED TO GET YOU INTO THE MILE HIGH CLUB
Forget sneaking to the bathroom when the fasten seatbelt sign goes off — new airline Love Cloud is now offering amorous fliers the chance to join the Mile High Club without the possibility of getting nabbed by the flight attendant. Or arrested. Or having to do it really quickly ’cause, like, other passengers are waiting.
Fresh on the heels of Flamingo Air’s similar sex-in-the-sky debut last year over scenic Cincinnati, Love Cloud launched in February and takes passengers to an altitude of exactly 5,280ft on flights over the Red Rock Canyon, Hoover Dam, and the casinos of the Vegas Strip — or, the last place they probably got screwed.
There they’ll spend 30 min or more enjoying the comforts of a Cessna 421 Golden Eagle decked out with a sex pillow/crimson throw-covered double bed and a wireless lighting and sound system to set the mood. To further minimize the sound of doing it, there’s a (specially designed) curtain between the cabin and cockpit, and the pilot is (probably) wearing noise-canceling headphones.
Bookings start at $799, but you can add on romantic extras like roses, chocolates, a limo service to/from the airport, and extra time for a bit more — condoms and lube, though, are totally included. And, in addition to accepting a Mile High Club VIP card for repeat customers, they even do weddings.
About Love Cloud
Love Cloud is an exclusive and professional aircraft sightseeing concierge company that is located in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Whether it is for celebrating a wedding, anniversary, birthday, Valentines Day, special occasion, or just for fun, Love Cloud helps couples fly in a twin engine pressurized aircraft around the skies of Las Vegas and allows them to reach new heights by enjoying the mile high fantasy.
Daytime flights consists of a tour of the Red Rock Canyon, Hoover Dam, Lake Meade, and the Las Vegas strip.
Nighttime flights consist of a continuous flight over the beautiful bright lights of Las Vegas and a final low pass of the Las Vegas Strip.
A professional and discreet pilot serves every customer the same to make the occasion one that they will never forget. Once airborne and exactly one mile in the air you are free to move around the cabin and do anything your heart desires.
